Battleship

Yikes.

  • The unruly jocky guy lost in life seeking a purpose.
  • The busty blonde girlfriend in a typical acceptable female job.
  • The strict by-the-book brother who is always helpful. He dies.
  • Jock wants to avenge brother’s death.
  • The humanoid aliens bent on destruction.
  • The Aliens in metallic suits grabbing faces.

Boom! Blam! Bang!

… the only black actors with more than 2 lines? A very poorly directed imitation of Michelle Rodrigez and the huge-chip-on-my-shoulder guy.

Kabloomeroo! Aliens go bye bye because of the resilience of the human spirit (gag).

V did a much better job with gooey reptiles, and that is saying A LOT.

Pick up my book Hollywood! 🙂

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